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I like you how I like my Coffee – CONSTANTLY INSIDE OF ME
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I want you on top of me.. Under me.. but mostly just in me.
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Congratulations! I Hid your Present in my ass
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There’s no place I’d rather be than to have your tits wrapped around me.
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Happy Birthday Put it in my throat
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I love you for being an amazing Husband. (but that dick is a really nice bonus!)
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