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I want you on top of me.. Under me.. but mostly just in me.

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Congratulations! I Hid your Present in my ass

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You’re Just the Right Amount of daddy

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Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate in my vagina

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You are the best god damn date I’ve ever fucking had

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I like you how I like my Coffee – CONSTANTLY INSIDE OF ME

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I love you for being an amazing dad. (but that dick is a really nice bonus!)

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There’s a party in my mouth and your clit is invited

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Please do me the honor of stuffing my face with your tits

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You’re Just the Right Amount of bad girl

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My vagina would be so lost without your penis

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I’m just a guy totally in love with a gal who happens to have the best throat ever.

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You (and your vagina) are enough.

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Merry Christmas! Let’s celebrate in my throat

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