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I want you on top of me.. Under me.. but mostly just in me.

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You are the best god damn date I’ve ever fucking had

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Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate in my vagina

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Congratulations! I Hid your Present in my ass

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I like you how I like my Coffee – CONSTANTLY INSIDE OF ME

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Your penis is cordially invited to the party in my vagina

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Letting me sit on your face. Best. Decision. Ever.

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Please do me the honor of stuffing my face with your ass

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I’m always depressed, unless your penis is around, then I’m happy.

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I Fucking Love You

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